Chapter 13
“AAAAHHHRRRGHHH!!!” screeched Crech, throwing down his AK47 lightning bolt blaster. “They’ve escaped - again! We have been going on too easy on them. We’ve got to - “ Suddenly Crech whirled around. No one was around. He was talking to himself. “What ‘we’ am I blabbering about?” he grumbled. “I’m gonna go get Retro and Turey. It will be unanimous! Those dummies will be outnumbered! Three against - ”
He paused to count how many creatures he was going after. When he found out there were eight, he stomped his foot. “Never mind,” he grumbled. “It’s three against eight. Forget it, Crech.”
Crech, are you talking to yourself, or me?
Crech glared at the Narrator. “Why, to myself, of course! Your name isn’t Crech, is it?” he growled.
Then, as Crech walked back into the blue room to get Retro and Turey, a thought popped into his head.
Well...it might be three against eight, but remember, quality vs. quantity! There may be a lot of them, but us three are very powerful. Much more powerful than all those useless victims. An evil smile spread slowly over Crech’s face as he quickened his pace to get into the blue room.
***
Meanwhile, all eight creatures were...well...still walking up the stairs.“I’m tired,” Faysaham finally said.
“Tell me something I don’t know,” retorted Mahasyaf.
“You’re tired? What about me? I’ve never slithered this much!” cried Johnny Boy. “It’s not as easy as it looks, you know.”
“You guys...are so...WEAK,” panted Chimpi. “I’ve walked, like way more than this! Right, Chitter?” He turned to look at the chimp.
Chitter chittered something, then shrugged. Chimpi glared at him.
While all of those guys were arguing, Zoe, Bo, and Tommy were jogging up the stairs.
“C’mon guys...we’re used to this...we run a lot...we’re almost there...” panted Zoe.
“Really?” panted Bo.
“Well, I...don’t know. I just...said that...to make you...feel better,” panted Zoe.
“Let me check to see where we’re going,” Tommy said (not panted). He turned on his X-Ray Vision and aimed it up. He could see more stairs and...(drumroll)...the wired hole! “We’re almost there, guys!” he exclaimed. “Hurry up!”
“Hey! I was right!” said Zoe, speeding up a little.
Finally, they reached the wired hole.
“Well?” said Zoe. “Are we just supposed to grab it and push it up and get out, or what?”
“Hold on!” said Tommy. “No touching. It might be radioactive or something.”
“Or something,” said Zoe, trying to copy Judy and Stink.
“What a genius,” said Bo. Then he and Zoe laughed and slapped each other on the back.
Tommy ignored them. He turned on his detector and aimed it at the wire. His detector said...
Detecting...detecting...Please wait in order for us to continue detecting...
...
Element detected. Radioactivity found.
Tommy gasped.
Tommy gasped.
Tommy gasped.
Tommy...screamed!
“Think fast!” he yelled to the others. “This is radioactive!!!”
Everyone stared at him strangely.
“Why would we have to act fast? Just don’t mess with it...” said Bo, top in science class.
Tommy stared dumbly. “Oh...” he said embarrassedly.
Suddenly Faysaham and Mahasyaf burst through Zoe and Bo and Tommy, thinking there were more steps, and they ran right into the wire gate. Mahasyaf froze as radiation blasted at him. Faysaham screamed long and loud, monotonously. Tommy, Zoe, and Bo gaped, and so did Johnny Boy, who had arrived just in time to see Faysaham and Mahasyaf’s dumbness occur. Chimpi and Chitter almost ran into the gate too.
“CHIMPEH, CHITTAH, MEWWWVVVVVV!!” someone bellowed. But it was not any of them. It was Retro.
“RETRO!!” Chimpi and Chitter screamed, “MAH BUDDEH!! HUGGA!!”
They rushed over to him, hairy arms wide. As they came closer to him, his wide grin and stretched arms slowly contracted. He opened his mouth instead and howled in their faces. And they ran into it, screaming and yelling with joy. Then they hugged the hanging thing and patted the tonsils, leaving dirty footprints all over Retro’s tongue. Then they bit it. The Hanging thing. And they renamed it the Hanging Thing.
Retro let out a nose piercing howl. Everyone got rings! For their pierced noses! Bo got a Bum, Zoe got a Zircon, Johnny Boy got a jewel, Tommy got a turd shaped gemstone from Mars...but alas - Chimpi, Chitter, Mahasyaf, and Faysaham were not allowed to have gems. Because they were not living. And they were not dead. They were zombies!
AHEM - said the Turd a.k.a. The Head
Head: HOW RUDE. You are FIRED. FoREVuH. New narrator will be inserted...
DEN DEN DEnnnnnnnNNN -
NATURDO!!!! (his eyes gleamed)
彼 らは毛深い腕が広い、彼に駆け寄る。彼らは彼に近づいてくるように、彼の広いにやにや笑いとストレッチ腕が徐々に縮小した。彼は代わりに彼の口を開けて、 彼らの顔に遠ぼえ。そして、彼らは叫び、喜びで叫んで、それに走った。その後、彼らは絞首刑のことを抱きしめ、扁桃腺を叩いて、すべてのレトロの舌の上汚 い足跡を残す。その後、彼らはそれを噛んだ。ハンギング事。そして、彼らはそれをハンギング·シングの名前を変更しました。
レ トロでは、鼻ピアスの遠吠えをしましょう。誰もがリングを持って！そのピアス鼻のために！ Boが範を得たゾーイは、ジルコンを持って、ジョニー·ボーイ宝石を持って、トミーは火星から、糞の形の宝石を持って...しかし、悲しいかな - Chimpi、さえずる、Mahasyaf、とFaysahamは、宝石を持つことができませんでした。彼らが住んでいなかったため。そして、彼らは死ん でいなかった。彼らはゾンビだった！
Head: YOU are FIRED ALSO!!
Naturdo: しませんでした
Head: GO AWAY.
Naturdo: しませんでした I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WULD.
Head: YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH? Ok, you can still narrate.
Naturdo: しませんでした
Head: ಠ_ಠ
Naturdo: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Bye.
Head: Bai. I shouldn’ta hired you in the first place. Smella. Go make your tupa’ movies or whatever.
Narry (scaredly): Well, um, Head, can I come back? Am I hired or still fired?
Head (sighs): You’re hired, I suppose. Please begin.
Narry: Yes, Head.
A-hem...well, continuing the story, let’s see...where did we stop? Let us rewind a bit.
Okay. We were here.
...hanging thing and patted the tonsils, leaving dirty footprints all over Retro’s tongue. Then they bit it. The Hanging thing. And they renamed it....err...
Okay, never mind that actually. Rewind! That really messed up the story.
Okay...THIS is where we were...
... Suddenly Faysaham and Mahasyaf burst through Zoe, Bo and Tommy, thinking there were more steps, and they ran right into the wire gate. Mahasyaf froze as radiation blasted at him. Faysaham screamed long and loud, monotonously. Tommy, Zoe, and Bo gaped, and so did Johnny Boy, who had arrived just in time to see Faysaham and Mahasyaf’s dumbness occur. Chimpi and Chitter almost ran into the gate too.
“WHOAAAA!!” Chimpi screamed as he was held back by his fellow monkey, Bo. Chitter crashed into Chimpi’s back and started to roll down the stairs! He screeched as he rolled down each step with a bump.
“CATCH HIM!” Tommy shouted, and Zoe took off. She grabbed Chitter’s tail and hoisted him up. He was heavy despite his scrawniness. Zoe pulled with all her non-existent might, and finally got Chitter up.
“Well...that was close,” said Tommy. He turned to stare at the radiated Mahasyaf and nearby, the sobbing Faysaham. Bo crossed his arms, shook his head, and sighed. Johnny Boy stared down at the ground with an ashamed look on his face as if he had caused everything. Chimpi stood daftly, scratching his head. Zoe and Chitter leaned against the stair railing, breathing heavily.
“Well...what do we do now? Mahasyaf is radiated, and Faysaham is being a baby, and the bad guys might come in any minute, and...” Tommy was cut off by an offended Faysaham.
“Did you j-j-just call me...a-a-a...a BABY?!”
“Well, no,” Tommy said quickly, “I said you were being a baby.”
“Same thing,” said Faysaham with a sulky face, and then continued sobbing.
“Well,” said Zoe in answer to Tommy before Faysaham interrupted, “you should know what to do, Tommy...I mean, you being the powerful one and all...”
“Well this time count me out. Use your brains this time, guys!” Tommy said, suddenly feeling angry after experiencing getting shrunk, morphed, tortured by the danger, getting interrupted, and now asked to do everything. He was very pressured. He turned away.
Zoe glanced ashamedly and nervously at Bo. “Well what do you think we should do, Bo?”
Bo, being the second smartest from the group, scratched his head. “Well, let me think. First of all, Mahasyaf is radiated. Second of all, Faysaham won’t stop sobbing. Third of all, Tommy is angry at all of us. Fourthly, the bad guys might come in any second, so we better run. Fifthly, we have to finish this mission before 5 pm, and right now it looks like about maybe 1 pm or 2. And sixthly, we still have to find the orangutan and panther.” Bo scratched his head again. “We have gotta do something,” he said and sighed. “Count me out too.”
Zoe bit her lip and glanced around. Her eyes landed on Chimpi. “Aha! Chimpi, what should we do?”
“Urmmm...we should un-radiate the cheetah and cheer up the lil guy, then we’ll be all good!” said Chimpi. “How’s that, Shorty?” He grinned.
“Never mind,” said Zoe, who thought that this little bit of advice was not the least bit helpful.
“How ‘bout you, Chitter?” she asked him. Chitter thought for a minute, and then his eyes grew big. He chattered something that would have been maybe a mile long if it could be translated and written down. Zoe turned to Johnny Boy.
“I really don’t know, but I do know one thing,” said Johnny. “According to my calculations, in order to put an end to radiation, you need lead...”
“Where are we gonna get lead?” asked Zoe.
“Don’t ask me,” said Johnny.
“Hmm...” said Zoe. She scratched her head until suddenly, a light bulb popped out of her head! Literally. “Aha! I know exactly what to do! Listen up, guys!” Tommy turned around, Bo glanced, Chimpi perked up, it took awhile for Chitter to understand what was going on, Johnny stared, and Faysaham raised a shiny tear-stained face. Mahasyaf could do nothing. He was radiated, and that was--
“Get to the point, Narry,” said Zoe rudely.
Okay. Fine.
So Zoe started telling everyone her plan, but just at that moment, the bad guys burst in. The door broke off its hinges and fell to the floor.
“Hurry guys!” a voice growled. “They’re probably already gone!”
Since the staircase was a curved one, the bad guys didn’t spot the eight immediately. But thanks to Turey’s genius idea, they met the eight in seconds, on a hovercraft.
“Ha! We got you! You thought you could escape us, huh?” Turey hissed. “Well, we had a discussion, and I got a great idea. So now, we have you in our hands forever!!!”
“Uhh...I’m scared?” Bo asked sarcastically. Then he screamed. “TOMMY! HELP!”
Tommy thought fast and burnt a hole in the wall and jumped out, taking Mahasyaf with his powers. Everybody else fatly piled out, while the creature trio watched in anger and horror. “GET THEM!” Crech yelled. Chimpi had a hard time getting through the hole. When he finally got out, Chitter began to get in. But just as he set foot on the rim of the hole, Retro grabbed him. “Ha! You can’t get away, you little betrayer! You used to be on our side, and then you ditched us!” Chitter chittered something in protest, and Retro growled. “It’s because I slapped you?!” he raged. “Well you’re coming back with us and we’re gonna make sure you don’t ditch us again!” Turey and Crech blubbered in agreement and left the place on their hovercraft, grumbling.
Meanwhile, the remaining seven creatures were huffing and puffing from the run.
“We lost them,” Bo huffed.
“But they caught Chitter!” said Zoe.
“Yes, we’ll try and get him later,” said Tommy. “Right now, we should find a hideout place in case they come to get us again. And we still have to find the two remaining animals for our mission.” He un-radiated Mahasyaf, and then watched Faysaham go over to him in glee.
“Right. Now where do you think they’d be?” said Bo. “Wait, what are they again?”
Tommy wondered why a top science student would have such a bad memory. “According to my wonderful remembrance, they are an orangutan and a panther.”
“Oh yeah!” said Bo, slamming a fist into his hand. “I knew that.”
Sometimes Bo could just make Tommy want to explode.
“Well, let’s start searching!” said Zoe, who had been quiet all the while.
“Hey, guys, wait!” said Mahasyaf. “What’s the deal here?”
Zoe, Bo, and Tommy looked at each other, then said, in a most grave tone, “We plan, to save the world.”
Faysaham raised an eyebrow. “Excuse me?”
“We are on a mission. We have to find four lost animals here in this jungle. We already found two of them. They are Mahasyaf and Chimpi,” the three said darkly.
“Ohh...okay...” said Mahasyaf. “In that case, let’s begin.”
He and Tommy gravely shook hands, and nodded curtly.
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