“That muddy hand kidnapped them!” Tommy screamed. “If I were to go down there too, I’ll be gone for eternity! I’ve got to find out what’s down there!”
Tommy used his X-Ray Vision to map the muddy stream floor. He saw John on a lily pad, having the time of his life, like a cockroach.
“Hey guys! I see John!”
The two cheetahs looked strangely at him.
“Who is John?”
He’s nobody, my friends.
“What?” the three remaining characters stared up at the narrator, who stopped narrating a bit for a cup o’ coffee.
I said, he’s nobody.
“Well then, why did you put that part in the story?” asked Tommy.
I don’t know. Just my fun imagination. Let’s cut that part out a bit, shall we?
“We sha--” Tommy was cut off by the weird sound of rewinding.
ZZZZUZZZZUZUUZZZZZUZZZZZUUZZZUT!
Tommy used his X-Ray Vision to map the muddy stream floor. He saw a hastily dug hole in the nasty, liquid-like peanut butter mud with brown bubbles floating and popping out of it. Then, he saw gray! Zoe was lying on the bottom of the stream - knocked out cold, and a few feet away, so was Bo. Tommy did a quick search on the 4G network in his brain.
Hakrin
Hakrin water is formed from when water touches hakrin, a brown substance. Many people mistake Hakrin for mud, but in reality it isn’t. When Hakrin touches water, the water’s molecules get morphed and the Hakrin contaminates the water. Hakrin is known to be a deadly poison which first knocks someone unconscious after 5 seconds exposure to it, then kills from 10 - 30 minutes. If you see someone who is unconscious from Hakrin water, then immediately call 911 for help.
Tommy gasped. He quickly connected to his built in phone and dialed 911.
BZZZT!
Tommy gasped. His ear was still ringing. He looked at the built-in phone.
NO MARTIAN MOBILE SERVICE. PLEASE FIND ANOTHER AREA AT LEAST 200 MILES FROM WHERE YOU ARE AND TRY AGAIN.
Tommy gasped for the third time. Then he peered in the water. Suddenly he felt strange. He ignored the strange feeling... Then he had an idea. Maybe he could use his telekinetic powers to bring Bo and Zoe out of the water! He reached out with a telekinetic ray, then realized that it wasn’t working! Tommy gasped. Then he quickly connected to his 4G network again.
Hakrin is known to be a deadly poison which first knocks someone unconscious after 5 seconds exposure to it, then kills from 10 - 30 minutes. If you see someone who is unconscious from Hakrin water, then immediately call 911 for help.
Effects on Extraterrestrial Beings
If a creature that does not come from planet Earth stands over Hakrin water, strange things are known to happen, such as loss of their Extraterrestrial powers, headaches, and body morphing.
Tommy gasped.
Tommy gasped.
Tommy gasped.
Tommy fainted, and rolled into the stream.
“Umm, what happened to him?” asked Fayasham. “Something went on in his brain, I should think,” Mahasyaf answered.
“Hmm...if only we knew,” said Faysaham.
“Maybe it’s the water!” Mahasyaf said. He walked over to it and started to peek in through the Hakrin water.
“No, DON’T!” Faysaham screamed as he lunged forward to save his pitiful bro. Mahasyaf struggled out of Faysaham’s grasp.
“You didn’t have to - WHOA!”
To make the story short, Mahasyaf slipped.
To make it longer, let us make it slow motion. Mahasyaf’s mouth slowly opened wide.
“W-W-W-W-W-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-OA!”
Oops, I accidentally pressed play. Let us do slow-mo again.
Mahasyaf’s lips wobbled as he screamed. His legs slowly slipped out from under him. Faysaham’s arms slowly reached out as he yelled. Maysahaf reached for Faysaham. their paws brushed, but all was lost. Maysahaf splashed into the murky depths of the water.
“NO! NOOOOOOOOO!” Faysaham howled.
He ran over to the stream and, almost slipping in himself, he peered in the brown, bubbly stream. But alas, Faysaham was the only creature left, staring in grief at the murky, muddy, bubbly Hakrin water.
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